You could, if you were of a mind to, set out on a pilgrimage of sorts. You could do it in a day, even. You’d want to maybe take it
You could, if you were of a mind to, set out on a pilgrimage of sorts. You could do it in a day, even. You’d want to maybe take it easy on eating the day before. You’d want to medicate in real time with ice water and hot coffee. You’d want a weekend day with the sun hanging bright and clear in the North Carolina sky. You’d want ambition coupled with a near-religious fervor. And you’d need — not just want, mind you — to believe.
It was my wife who told me — she used to be a vegetarian, of all things — that gas stations serve the best fried chicken. And though nearly everything else she’s ever told me has turned out to be true (about having kids: correct; about how to fold a fitted sheet: correct; about actually feeling my feelings: whatever), this I could not believe. Better chicken than a meat-and-three? Than a stand-alone local joint? Better than some straight-up family-style restaurant snugged into a shopping center somewhere? A gas station? Really? Like the kind with gasoline? And: How would she even know?
She’d been mostly vegetarian, she told me. With one weak spot.
If you live in the central part of the state, as I do, you’d first want to get on the phone and ask: “When do y’all start serving chicken?” At Pantry Fried No. 1 in High Point, it’s usually 9:30 or 10 a.m. The woman on the phone at the Dilworth Quik Shoppe in Charlotte laughs at me: “Oh, sweetie,” she says. “We serve 24 hours a day.” After those two, you’ll be pushing noon, so the stop as you loop back north — at B&B Royal in Hildebran, just past Hickory — isn’t really much of an issue. The big question: Can you hit all three without falling into some deep-fried coma?
Only one way to find out.
Pantry Fried Chicken, Assaad Khoury tells me, after I call him to ask about his proprietary spice mix, is what happened to his chain of service stations after margins started shrinking. “Nobody makes money on gasoline,” he says, which is a surprise to me. The real profit, Khoury explains, is inside the store. So he spent about a year experimenting with recipes, getting things just right, and now, he tells me, even the breading is proprietary. That’s right, his vendor makes him Pantry Fried Chicken breading. “Our name is right on the bag,” he says.
And it should be: I have to wait when I walk in — a batch of chicken is still roiling away in the massive deep-fryer along the back wall — so I try some of the boneless wings that are so good, the folks who run the local “best of” awards invented an entirely new wing category for them.
The man working the counter, who wants no part of a magazine story, hands me wings and a stainless steel shaker about the size of a coffee mug, holes punched in the top. The seasoning is something between spicy and warm, a little salty, and a lot like being really, really satisfied. And when the chicken comes out? Drumsticks the size of my head. Plus an order of fried okra and some rolls, all boxed into white Styrofoam with the price ball-point-penned into the top.
I sit in a yellow booth in the store, surrounded by lottery tickets and antifreeze and candy bars. I take a bite. I burn my mouth, keep right on going anyway.
Outside, in the sunshine, the smell of fuel thick in the air, I text my wife: That was so good. The whole thing was deeply disorienting: What new world is this? I want to go back inside to buy some 10W-30. I want to go back in to buy more chicken!
Hmmm, she replied.
The Charlotte Quik Shoppes are famous, a hit with both the “in crowd” and the “we-were-already-here” crowd. I confess: Standing in line for this chicken makes me excited in a way that waiting in line rarely has. Already the day is turning out to be rinsed in a kind of splendor. A murmur runs up and down the queue as a square pan of mac and cheese comes out, then green beans. This setup is the most robust of the day, features the most vegetables, but I aim for the drumsticks again.
The whole thing was deeply disorienting: What new world is this?
I’m a loner at heart, and I read pre-pilgrimage that there was no shame in Charlotte in eating in your car, which is what I do. That way, I might wipe my chin in what I can pretend is privacy. Also, I can close my eyes. Let’s call it joy. Let’s say that in my regular life I don’t eat a lot of fried chicken, and certainly not twice a day. I sit in my parking space in front of the unmarked white building while all around people fill up in ways both actual and metaphorical, and I think: When I check in with Bobby Spivey, the son of the man who founded this chicken-and-gasoline empire 40 years ago, I’ll try not to cry.
Spivey laughs when I reach him. “Yeah,” he says. “It didn’t take us long to realize that our chicken made folks awfully happy.” They bring it in fresh and local six days a week, and “there’s no secret past the brine.” I know better than to ask. Or at least, by the end of my journey, I’ll learn.
I get that one highway is give or take another, but U.S. Highway 321 from Gastonia to Hickory is a road filled with promise, with hills as you rise up off the Piedmont, and with enough miles to let your body settle into the profligate, Dionysian thing you’re letting it do: eat like you’re 16 again. It’s a little more than an hour, maybe two CDs, and a huge bottle of water to the B&B Royal in Hildebran, which is such a lovely example of the species: unassuming, set into a little strip of shops behind some gas pumps, with a lit sign above the glass doors.
I want to sing to you of the tater. Of the potato cut into thick curved wedges, longways, gently breaded and always deep-fried, piled high in the glass case alongside chicken quarters and catfish and corndogs, depending. The B&B Royal tater? Crispy at the edges, pillowy on the tooth. Good with ketchup. But better on its own. “Been here 24 years,” Roxanna Huffman tells me. She’s the store manager. “All day, every day. We’re closed on Christmas. This is the same chicken, same taters we’ve served all along. It’s too good to change.”
In the parking lot, looking up at the sun chasing west, I feel like a man on a mission. Like I need some theme music. Like not many days are better than this. I check in with my wife once more, tell her maybe I won’t be home. You better, she says. And you better bring me some.
Pantry Fried No. 1
2921 East Martin Luther King Jr. Drive,
Suite 101, High Point, NC 27260
201 East Boulevard,
Charlotte, NC 28203
721 U.S. Highway 70 Southwest A,
Hildebran, NC 28637