Not much has changed at the Sherwood Forest Golf Club since I first played there in 1972, except that they have caddies now.
And the caddies are llamas.
A few years ago, Mark English, the owner of a nearby llama farm and self-described “llama ambassador,” dropped by Sherwood Forest — a rustic par-3 course nestled in the mountains of Brevard — with an unfulfilled dream. “One time, when I was a caddie in the fifth grade carrying two heavy golf bags on a hot summer day, I was walking down the fairway, and I thought how cool it would be to have llamas carrying the bags instead,” English says. “So that’s been my goal since I was a kid. I’m not sure why I decided on llamas, but my mom thinks it comes from seeing a llama-like creature in a Dr. Seuss book.”
Sherwood club pro Brian Lautenschlager thought English was nuttier than Sam-I-Am, but he allowed him to bring his five llamas to the course for caddie training. Soon, cars were pulling over on U.S. Route 276 for photo ops, llama caddies were drawing their own galleries, and local TV reporters were swooning. Lautenschlager had arrived in 2008, when Sherwood was struggling. He not only helped turn the little course around, but also became that rare golf pro who interrupts lessons to chase rogue llamas across the practice green. And English? He became the latest golfer to use Sherwood Forest to reconnect with his childhood.
At Sherwood’s first tee, W.W.W. handed me a club with a 9 etched into it. I teed up a ball and took a mighty swing. Whiff. I hacked again and again and again until finally the ball clanked off the back of the clubhead and worm-burned its way to the ladies’ tee. W.W.W. tossed me another ball, explained the concept of a mulligan, and told me to step around to the other side of the ball this time. I had been swinging lefty, as I did in Little League baseball, but my grandfather informed me that I would be a righty golfer, avoiding a lifetime of nuisance pursuing hard-to-find southpaw clubs.
I played that first round with my grandmother’s sticks, choking up on a 3-wood made of actual wood, and irons named for Betsy Rawls, who at the time I thought had sewn the first American flag. (Turns out, Betsy Rawls won eight majors on the LPGA tour.)
W.W.W. didn’t play with me. He drove the cart. Offered swing tips. Chuckled whenever I duckhooked a tee shot halfway to South Carolina and then helicoptered my driver closer to the hole than my ball. He never scolded me, just observed with a Pall Mall hanging from his amused lips. The madder I got, the louder he laughed, until it dawned on me how ridiculous I looked. To this day, I still hear his laughter whenever I’m tempted to till a green after a lip-out.
For each of the next 10 summers, W.W.W. took me to Sherwood. Most of the highlights of my golf career have occurred there: my first par, my first birdie, my first stoppedcounting, my first don’twannatalkaboutit, my first shutupanddrive, and hopefully my first hole in one. Someday.
Still, people come back, across decades and generations. Allan Buckreus, 95, is a member who plays three times a week with 88-year-old Jay Byrd. For 20 years straight, a pack of golf bros have played Sherwood as their nostalgic warm-up round on an annual fall golf trip. Four generations of one family have been known to play in the same foursome.
On a crisp weekend last November, as a gift to myself for my 53rd birthday, I made a pilgrimage to Sherwood for a round with my wife, Candace; our son, Atticus; our daughter, Sawyer; and four llamas: Legend, Lightning, Vision, and YouTheMan. This being my first experience with a South American camelid reading my putts, I was informed that llamas spit to discipline other members of the herd, which means Legend outranked me. (No doubt W.W.W. would have found llama caddies a bit, dare I say, llame, but without them my daughter would never have made it as far as the gazebo.)
Our round featured my wife shanking an approach shot through Vision’s legs on No. 2, and an impromptu llama race up the 10th fairway during which Lightning belied his name. Walking off the 18th green, the entire family pointed to the sky, my traditional tribute to the man who sparked my lifelong golf passion with a backward 9-iron. As we approached the sign for a llama crossing, my son asked if we could play Sherwood again soon.
He didn’t have to.
Sherwood Forest Golf Club
29 Cardinal Road
Brevard, NC 28712