There weren’t a lot of big upsets in Round One of the Most North Carolina Bracket. Sweet Tea, Barbecue, “Y’all”, and “Bless your heart” cruised to victory. Red clay beat kudzu convincingly. Basketballin’ beat racin’ (it is March). The closest contest was a buzzer beater, but in the end, the Blue Ridge Parkway beat the Outer Banks by one vote. One!
Voting for round two is now underway, and there are some key matchups:
Sweet Tea vs. Fast Food Biscuits
A decent pairing, because Bojangles’ and Biscuitville both take pride in their iced tea and biscuits. This is like asking them which one of their kids they like best.
Lighthouses vs. Red Clay
Sure, red clay may not be as majestic as, say, the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse, but it’s everywhere. Do not underestimate soil, man.
Growin’ vs. Basketballin’
We know, it’s ACC Tournament time, and we’re sucking down valuable Our State Internet bandwidth by streaming all the games here at the office. But never forget, you’re going to get hungry at some point today, and your salsa and chicken wings don’t just come from anywhere.
“Bless your heart” vs. “Fixin’”
This is my favorite matchup in this round, if only because it’s simultaneously polite and devious. I mean, “I’m schemin’ to beat you, and I will, because I am superior” just sounds so much better as “Bless your heart, I’m fixin’ to win.”
Voting for the second round ends Monday, March 14, at noon.
North Carolina is known for many things, but nothing more important this week than the qualities of endurance, resilience, and hope.
By day, this adventure park in the Triad is a fall festival to die for. By night, the undead come alive for Halloween tricks. Welcome to one man’s vision of year-round merrymaking.
North Carolina’s border dances across the mountains as it traces four different states. Life here can be more remote, but good neighbors are never far away.
The Blue Ridge Parkway stands out among America’s national parks: Unfurling across six Appalachian mountain chains, it connects dozens of rural communities and binds together generations of families through shared memories.
